Ninja

Ninja is a person who likes to suck fat dick. He thinks he "the shit" but in reality he is shit.

Person 1: Hey did you hear what Ninja just said?
Person 2: Yeah he can totally suck a fat one.

by YoshiKingYolo April 18, 2019

NINJA

A gay ass bitch that reports every kid that kills him because its stream sniping

*Ninja* - STREAM SNIPING!!!!!!

by pikachumom2 December 11, 2018

Ninja

A phrase used in place of the word "nigga" It's a more fun way to talk to your bros without a white guy getting funny looks from black guys for saying nigga!

CJ: Wassup my ninja!
Darren: Wassuuuuup!!

by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014

Ninja

A silent-but-deadly fart normally released to assassinate unsuspecting bystanders in small cars, phone booths, and long elevator rides. These ninjas are known to have not only render average humans unconscious, but clear funeral homes, meeting space, classrooms, and other places where people would be caught with their guard down and nostrils open.

I almost died in at the office today when headed to the 47th floor in the elevator some jerk blew-ass released a ninja and everybody suffered from oxygen deprivation.

by Crunknyosystem October 16, 2007

Ninja

The un-official term used to describe an internet forum member who possesses moderator powers, but no title. Ninjas are swift, silent and deadly. Ninjas edit and lock threads without warning often killing threads with a single blow and then quickly vanishing. Only the most trusted members become Ninjas. See Ninja Edit

Cleoent: *edited*
Cleoent: Damn, who edited my post? Where those ninjas at?:shifty

by oh_noes July 12, 2008

Ninja!

to disperse a crowd of friends quickly hiding in dark corners and alleys

dude is that the cops??!! EVERYONE NINJA!!

by quiet richard March 05, 2008

Ninja

A super awesome thing, object or action. First began to be used by Naomi in Australia after playing a reflex game.

You just got the high score in tetris! Oh My Gosh! Thats Totally Ninja!!

by Gigglz September 08, 2009