Retard Grunt

The act of making a loud constipated grunting sound at somebody that did something retarded.

"UGGHHH!" <-- Retard Grunt.

by Ballstothewall. January 17, 2012

Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018

grunt one out

(usu. derogatory) give birth. Derived from the sound made after the command "push, push, push!!!"

Michelle has been knocked up forever, when is she gonna grunt one out?!

by Samuel Francisco October 2, 2014

rainbow grunts

When a gay guy takes a shit after anal intercourse and his shit is covered in some creamofsomeyoungguy ( nutt)

Bro I heard that Jeff and Matt fucked and Matt had the rainbow grunts

by Prez84 March 7, 2023

Cunt Grunt

The cunt grunt is very much like it's sister word, qweef with the cunt grunt being a more masculine of the, yet still all female. The cunt grunt is something the male partner will experience as he gets deeper into his relationship with the one who grunts the cunt

Yo,you and Ole girl been together for a while way past that honeymoon phase almost in the no more sex portion, you should try to enjoy her cunt grunt. She trusts you and maybe you won't have to go through cut off no sex part.

by Thorbo February 3, 2023

Grunt fold

The area of skin between your scrotum and your anus.

''Oh no, James... I wiped some shit on my grunt fold'

by The Jizz Crusader December 13, 2015

Grunt Co.

Grunt Co. Is a real company based in Afghanistan. Grunt Co. Specializes in making crsppy advertisements and their world famous "CBT OIL" a sexual oil applied on the scrotum. Grunt Co. Is ran by Yap Yap a Grunt. He gained his infamy when he was responsible for a Massacre in Serbia AFTER the Yugoslavia wars.

"Hey did you hear about Grunt Co. child slavery issues?"

by Grunt Co. June 2, 2022