6 definitions by Samuel Francisco
by Samuel Francisco October 2, 2014
An ejaculation resulting from male masturbation. Derivied from 'yanking' (masturbastion) and 'doodle', offensive bodily fluid having left the body.
Between the hot nurses and the extensive porn collections, the fertility clinic had no problem getting male subjects to yankee doodle in a cup.
by Samuel Francisco September 20, 2018
I can always tell when Andem has been launching torpedoes. The smell practically takes the paint off the bathroom walls.
by Samuel Francisco April 19, 2017
A low score on a high-stakes standardized test, typically one that cannot be retaken. A variant on Nathaniel Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter.
Tony wanted to get into an Ivy League school, but his 64 on Mr. Peterson's calculus final will be a scarlet number that will keep him out.
by Samuel Francisco October 9, 2017
He told the DMV that he was a lawyer for the petroleum industry. They approved his JDGAS license plates and we all get a laugh when we think about it.
by Samuel Francisco May 3, 2017
I had to break up with Ann, she is so addicted to watching The Bitch or Harlot she gave the dog a rose!
by Samuel Francisco May 23, 2019