Mary's boyfriend: Mary, why are you talking to my dick?!
Mary: shut up! we're trying to make plans for tonight..
Mary: shut up! we're trying to make plans for tonight..
by NotForKeeps May 31, 2010
by Matt from TO November 4, 2007
Kaylee : Hey girl why are you so sad!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!
Kiersten : Well last night Brad was at my place fucking my pussy with his big strong Dick until Jake busted down the god damn door and ran him off, then her pulled out his long hard Dick shoved it in my mouth slapped me in the face and took off there I was with cum in my pussy and mouth and no guy to cuddle me!
Kaylee : Oh Kiersten let me cuddle you and if you want you can caress my breasts!
Kiersten : Thanks but it's just not the same without a Dick!
Kaylee : Well do you want me to have an operation and get a Dick so I can pleasure you!
Kiersten : Oh yes that would be great!
Kaylee : It was a fucking joke are you crazy do you really think I would grow a Dick just to make you happy!
Kiersten : Well some friend your are!
by SlopNChop September 25, 2017
To be screwed over in a situation; To be insulted, bashed, or otherwise served in a non-physical way, named after the act of taking a dick in your anus.
I totally dicked three other drivers who had the right-of-way when I cut them off with a left turn at the 4-way intersection.
I just got dicked by Mr. Smith's test. 4% dammit.
Me: "Hey LB, get me a soda!"
LB: "No way, you're closer to the fridge anyway."
Me: "But you're the LB!"
LB: "Fine.."
Matt: "LB you just got dicked!"
Me: "Hey Matt is LB coming to our lemon party?"
Matt: "No his mom heard him coughing today and she said that he has to stay home and to be in bed by 10:30."
Me: "Oh, dicked."
I just got dicked by Mr. Smith's test. 4% dammit.
Me: "Hey LB, get me a soda!"
LB: "No way, you're closer to the fridge anyway."
Me: "But you're the LB!"
LB: "Fine.."
Matt: "LB you just got dicked!"
Me: "Hey Matt is LB coming to our lemon party?"
Matt: "No his mom heard him coughing today and she said that he has to stay home and to be in bed by 10:30."
Me: "Oh, dicked."
by me Mike D March 14, 2006
If someone at school trips or does something embarassing the person or people who saw him/her trip will be allowed to DICK them by yelling the word DICK at them.
This has been a John Glenn High School 101 about Getting DICKED
This has been a John Glenn High School 101 about Getting DICKED
by JGHS October 20, 2006
1. To have sexual intercourse with someone
by Uba March 25, 2004