Hyper functional

Hybrid of a night owl and a morning person

How do you have so much energy at night and in the morning? You must be hyper functional

by Hyperokc February 28, 2020

Financial functionality

When you are at a payment terminal, you can either 1. Tap 2. Swipe. 3. Insert.(because we shouldntt say penetrate ) or 4. Hover. depending on if you are using a wifi enabled card, an older debit card, a chip enabled card or a phone or watch using apple pay or similar.

Your total is $250, depending on your financial functionality, please pay here.

by Katielady317 June 21, 2021

Functional Delicacy

The functionality of the known things that is needed to be blooming in terms of functions of the delicious delicacy.

Im the functional Delicacy of the known everything is under my control

by Ms.Everything November 23, 2021

functionally lazy

A person who is good at their job, and not actually lazy - but is someone who never replaces the toilet paper, never buys the milk, never empties the bins, never buys the doughnuts, never sweeps up, never refills the coffee, thus is functionally lazy

Look at Todd, his sales figures are awesome, but there is no coffee - he is so functionally lazy

by Col Decker November 17, 2021

Symbolic Function

Something english teachers talk about a lot but will never actually make any sense

Tybalt’s symbolic function in act 1 scene 5 is to shoe the audience how conflict has detrimental effects ok society and individuals

No one:

Me: ……………

by Therealbobthebuilder June 21, 2023

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person

Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

by thatonewhitedude August 17, 2019

four function phone

A very simple cell phone (like a four function calculator).

A twelve year old shouldn't have an iPhone, but rather a four function phone.

by lilhill April 4, 2010