2 definitions by thatonewhitedude

Joshua Walcott Disease

When a person of age of 12-19 won’t shut up about getting married to their partner at a young age

“Yo that nigga won’t stop saying he will marry Octavia”
“Ahh, he got Joshua Walcott Disease, stay away from that nigga”

by thatonewhitedude May 27, 2019

Anti-Functional

A person who has a mood swing based upon what they currently don’t have that they usually do, such as a human companion, a favorite food, or maybe an addictive substance. Mood swings usually are noticeable by the affected person

Smoker: I am anti-functional without Cigarettes
Guy: Too bad, I don’t function without Lily, I have a better addiction
Smoker: We both anti-functional then

by thatonewhitedude August 17, 2019