When you fuck a girl who hasn't shaved her bush so your dick looks like Fidel Castro smoking a cigar.
Dude, this girl totally gave me a Havana Cigar last night.
by DiaperBoy23 July 25, 2017
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When you try really hard to achieve a goal but you just cant get it
Well, it was a hard try but no cigar.
by LegendTiwa April 2, 2023
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A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢
Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.
Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!
by Anteater555 December 15, 2022
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A firm or compacted turd resembling a cigar.
"Sorry about the smell, guys - I just laid out a premium fudge cigar".
by hardgearcowboy July 10, 2017
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