A "chud" is a penis that is fatter than it is long. In common usage, a chud can also refer to a penis that has equal circumference or greater compared to its length.
Chud is popularly used as a metaphor, to refer to any kind of fucking degen.
Chud is popularly used as a metaphor, to refer to any kind of fucking degen.
"That guy just got caught shoplifting, now he outside in handcuffs looking like a fucking chud LMAO"
"I'm not climbing onto that chud, I won't feel a thing" - your now ex-girlfriend
"I'm not climbing onto that chud, I won't feel a thing" - your now ex-girlfriend
by Bersient June 4, 2020
by slang_gang123 April 20, 2019
An inversion of the natural order.
A man that seeks to be a natural aristocratic Chad but lacks the masculine qualities (intelligence,honour, dignity, strength, integrity)to be such.
The Chud seeks power and authority,but is never fit to have either.
A Chud will typically be given positions of power through nepotism or brown-nosing ,never through competence or merit.
A man that seeks to be a natural aristocratic Chad but lacks the masculine qualities (intelligence,honour, dignity, strength, integrity)to be such.
The Chud seeks power and authority,but is never fit to have either.
A Chud will typically be given positions of power through nepotism or brown-nosing ,never through competence or merit.
Remus: did you see Justine Trudeau flipping burgers at the Calgary stampede?
Romulus:....ughhhh...what an absolute Chud.
Romulus:....ughhhh...what an absolute Chud.
by Raven_of_Raisins July 20, 2022
"I bet you $20 Team 1 wins"
"Alright deal, but if Team 2 wins you owe me $20"
*Team 1 wins*
"Fuck you I'm not paying you"
"Bro quit being a Chud"
"Alright deal, but if Team 2 wins you owe me $20"
*Team 1 wins*
"Fuck you I'm not paying you"
"Bro quit being a Chud"
by graphh January 21, 2020
by r@hh May 14, 2021