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Little Red Riding Hood 

Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.

Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
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Little Red Riding Hood 

When you bang/fingerblast a biddy while they're on their period

*Does not apply to eating the red snapper, that shit's nasty*
"I totally went Little Red Riding Hood last night after crushing a rack of Beer30 Light.

Little red riding hood 

Used to reference a condom placed over a man's cock when he bangs his girlfriend, mistress, secretary, wife, etc when she's on her period.
Steve: Shit! Julie's on her period tonight and I was really hoping to score some tail when I get home.
Rocco: No problem, sounds like all you need is a little red riding hood and you're good to go!

Red Fox Hollow 

When you're doing a pregnant chick, prefferably near birth, you pull out and insert a live red fox into her vagina. The fox then eats the fetus.
I got my girlfriend pregnant, but she's pro-life. I think I'm going to have to give her the old Red Fox Hollow.
Red Fox Hollow by sd13 January 27, 2008

Red River Hog 

A dick fucking a chick on her period
I had to take out the ol' red river hog on Friday.
Red River Hog by ElenaYork December 27, 2022

magical red headed hoe

a red haired girl who uses the word magical to describe all of her sexual experiences along with any and everything else.
wow she is such a frikkin' magical red headed hoe

red neck hoe 

A woman (red neck) who is very promiscuous. There are not enough men in the world to satisfy her need for sex. She will do anything under the sun as sex is concerned. She shows off herself as a ploy to attract the opposite sex. She has no regard to a guys needs, only her own. She will use any tactical approach to achieve her end goal.
While I was at her place she (red neck hoe) flashed me with that huge rack of hers. wearing a mini skirt with no draws, as she rubbed up on me. Said she would make it worth my time but she would make me work for it first. Only to demand a back rub along with eating her pussy. As I went further after I completed she said she was good, and no cock could ever satisfy her. She looked at her girlfriend as we walked into the living room, he likes to put big things in small holes as they laughed.

(Calls you up out of the blue(red neck hoe)) My toilets plugged, can you fix it I will make it up to you, I promise. Only to make sure there is a house load of people, yet waiting tell your both in a room alone to torment you.

(red neck hoe)Says you can do anything to her sexually, besides hit her in the face. Drops all her clothes and flops on the bed spread eagle. As you enter her she forces you out just to laugh at you in an attempted to piss you off so you will take it.
red neck hoe by DarkLightAngel January 4, 2010