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thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong
by Jeff pie January 20, 2018
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Lamp Puncher

1. A person who punches lamps
2. Slang for eating top hats
“I am a professional lamp puncher ACHOO!”
by Bacon Is The Best 62374 February 8, 2018
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mud puncher

A sexual position performed anally while the receiver evacuates their bowels.
"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."
by thamastabaita September 13, 2020
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The nad puncher

Large two handed weapon, preferably a war hammer, used for the specific purpose of killing people by hitting them in the nads over and over again.
My brother was pissing me off so I had to bring out The Nad Puncher!
by TheBillster September 4, 2012
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Ham Puncher

That guy is such a ham puncher.

I played a ham puncher in C.o.d he kicked my ass!
by sqwinch April 24, 2012
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Coat Puncher

A person who tells a joke that they think is funny, but actually is not funny. In essence, they have missed the mark and metaphorically "punched the coat" instead.

Coat Puncher has been popularized by the dot-com website bearing the same name.
Hey man, that joke wasn't very funny. Don't be a coat puncher.
by ObamaBush May 15, 2012
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Long Distant Hole Puncher

Synonym for any kind of Firearm.

Usually done to avoid demonisation on YouTube or people trying to silence you, either by Statute or when Children are around.
"Did you see? A Person shot a Police officer in our neighborhood with a Firearm"

"Shh, there are Children around, say Long Distant Hole Puncher."
by Lestari Tempus November 16, 2023
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