puncher

A person who punches cards

Person 1 “ay u know punchmade dev punches cards?”
Person 2 “ ye he a puncher fr”

by mskdmn September 30, 2023

Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 23, 2022

just Speed run my Goose Puncher

when a female wants fast oral

"im so horny, just speed run my goose puncher steve"

by uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhlol February 25, 2021

Mutton puncher

Sheep herder/rancher/shepherd

"In Luke 2, you'll notice the Angel visited a bunch of third-shift mutton punchers."

-My father

by Russellsroughneck January 24, 2024

thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

by Jeff pie January 21, 2018

tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 17, 2017

rug puncher

Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting

After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 08, 2016