ap·ple punch·er
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.
/ˈapəl-pən(t)SH-er/
noun
1.
The act of forcefully inserting an apple (by punching it) deep into someones anal cavity.
"Bro, I was watching porn last night and this girl got served by the most hardcore apple puncher I've ever seen"
by worlds best apple puncher October 17, 2015
captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see
omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing
by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022
A woman who has sex with another women.
Refers to when a women sexually stimulates another women using her fist.
Refers to when a women sexually stimulates another women using her fist.
I heard kelly and Jennifer are fuzz punchers.
She said shes attracted to girls,oh so shes a fuzz puncher.
She said shes attracted to girls,oh so shes a fuzz puncher.
by Big dan teeg October 23, 2013
Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.
by Dildo Baby July 25, 2022
by Phallus Festivus December 11, 2014
One who kisses ass for their own gain
( for example lower management)
Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.
( for example lower management)
Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.
by Maine roots March 17, 2017
He is a typical Bible Puncher , in church on every Sunday yet he beats his wife every other day of the week!
by Double the Trouble September 23, 2016