Salad Puncher 

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

Salad Puncher by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

mud puncher 

A sexual position performed anally while the receiver evacuates their bowels.

"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."

mud puncher by thamastabaita September 13, 2020

Cunt Puncher 

The glans of the wang while looking quite turgid resembling a pugilists gloved fist.

Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.

Cunt Puncher by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

Sock Puncher 

The descriptive noun for one so narcissistic that their obsessive self-admiration cannot be hidden, even when they are being watched by millions, giving the instant impression that they would rather be masturbating in front of a mirror.

Did you watch the rugby? Did you see Marcus looking up at himself on the pitch big screen at every breakdown, massaging his hair? What a Sock Puncher!

Sock Puncher by LastRealist August 4, 2022

fulking puncher man 

captain falcon's evil twin brother
despite beign a "evil twin brotget" he'es nicer
hes hotrer thannt captikain flackeon sohr he makes girpls creams when see

omg!!! is that fulking puncher man!R!!@$!
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aw man my wife died fulking puncher man ahh no this sucks im gonna crackhead
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Dude my dog died he got killed because fulking man broke the speed force tearing his torso apart and making him slowly bleed to death I LOVE LEAN! also im cremaing

fulking puncher man by mansocoolamiright August 21, 2022

pike puncher 

The act of putting a a small boxing glove on your dick before sexual activity

Fred was going to pike puncher sally

pike puncher by Pikepuncher September 26, 2023

billy puncher 

a very stoned dero

look at that billy puncher

billy puncher by briannabiz December 14, 2023