Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

mud puncher

A sexual position performed anally while the receiver evacuates their bowels.

"bro, i totally mud punched my grandma last night, i always wondered why my family called her a mud puncher."

by thamastabaita September 13, 2020

fucker puncher

hitting someone with your penis

I'm gonna use my fucker puncher on you

by Ahslover May 15, 2016

fuzz puncher

A woman who has sex with another women.

Refers to when a women sexually stimulates another women using her fist.

I heard kelly and Jennifer are fuzz punchers.

She said shes attracted to girls,oh so shes a fuzz puncher.

by Big dan teeg October 23, 2013

thunder puncher

The coolest guy in town is the best at everything and has a giant ding dong

That Thunder puncher is so amazing

by Jeff pie January 20, 2018

Throat Puncher

A picture, video, or gif which brings enough humor to an individual leaving him/her choked up.

Jameus thought he won until he saw the throat puncher everyone in the parlor was reading just now.

by Mr.Bankserson June 20, 2017

cheese puncher

Cheese Puncher - slang term for a male homosexual . First used on Season 1, Episode 6 of “Ted” (on internet app “ Peacock”).

…”Your son is doesn’t play sports, he’s 16, he’s minty, he picks the egg shells out of the garbage , he’s going to be a cheese puncher.” Ted

by Lawman1646 March 26, 2024