Certified Smurf Puncher

Someone who got verified by the fda to be able to punch smurfs.

Guy 1: Yo I can't believe you're a Certified Smurf Puncher now!
Guy 2: Cool right? now just to find a village.

by ButterFlew June 22, 2022

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tongue puncher

One who kisses ass for their own gain

( for example lower management)

Littoral example : To punch the asshole with the tongue in a persuasive yet aggressive manner.

"Has anyone seen the boss he is off tongue punching the CEO?"

He is such a tongue puncher.

by Maine roots March 16, 2017

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Smoke puncher

"When you shake their hand, it feels like you're punching smoke."

"That handshake was so limp, it was like a handshake from a ghost. A real smoke puncher of a person."

by Artias September 20, 2025

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Cunt Puncher

The glans of the wang while looking quite turgid resembling a pugilists gloved fist.

Mema: Glenn take your Viagra, I’m in the mood for a whoopie session.
Glenn: No thanks, I fed my cunt puncher to the Dyson just 5 minutes prior to your bizarre request.

by Dildo Baby July 24, 2022

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Throat puncher

When you go balls deep into her mouth and punch the back of her throat with your dick.

Damn man I got a story for you, Last night my girl and I did that new move call the throat puncher it was so amazing. But my girl can't talk right now, her throat hurts.

by Big John Boat 420 December 19, 2016

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