Alice: Oh wow! Did you hear that cardinal?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
Jack: Yeah, annoying little prick.
Alice: What crawled up your ass and died?
by OrvilleFan December 18, 2019
Term used to describe an unusually bad smelling fart. The implecation is that the fart smells like a rotting animal combined with shit.
by Waycoolrich August 8, 2007
The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.
I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!
by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021
Boy 1 : "Hey man! My girl's legs were crawled apart last night, she was literally handing it to me."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."
Boy 2 : "I love when a girl just crawls apart."
by Demotivation January 14, 2012
A phrase showing that people will inevitably come "crawling" back even if they were the ones who left you, etc. Often can be used to refer to an ex, past hook ups, former friends, etc.
Person 1: "Huh, my ex just started texting me again out of the blue. I wonder why?"
Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
Person 2: "Because bitches come crawling. Just ignore them."
by theurbanurban dasakdjakjdasjhd May 29, 2019
When someone is or acts like your friend, but secretly tries to steal your girl(s).
From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
From the military tactic where soldiers lay low and slowly crawl inch-by-inch, then pop up out of nowhere and stab 'em in the back.
These guys can't pull any girls themselves so they just hang around me and try to low crawl me.
I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
I don't have any good wingmen, they all low crawl me as soon as I talk to a girl.
by supercharmdlife July 7, 2020
As we did our Seminal Crawl across my parents bed, he accidentally slipped out and a puddle of seamen dribbled onto the duvet cover. Oops.
by OriginalPokeman July 24, 2022