A slutty girl or woman that, much like the store, is known primarily for being cheap and available 24 hours a day, not for the quality of her merchandise. If you're foolish enough to do her, use at least one condom; you don't know where she's been.
by UrbanDic November 22, 2006
A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:
-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
-Mullet
-NASCAR hat
-Hunting clothes
by ChadHennesTailBone September 28, 2005
by bob stinky March 5, 2006
Kids between the ages of 16 through 24 who:
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs.
B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases.
This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's.
A) Walk around the aisles of Walmart late at night, giggling incessantly as they talk on their cellphones. They travel in packs.
B) Redneck kids who loiter in the parking lot with their car and truck doors open, laughing loudly and slapping each other on the back. These are evil people who are not only irritating, but they don't obey the parking spot lines. This can be late at night or during the day. Their population increases as the daylight decreases.
This can also apply to similar groups at other 24 hour locations like Walgreen's.
Andy: Hey man, let's go to Walmart and pick up some chips.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit.
Matt: Nah, I hate those fuckin' Walmart Warriors. You can't get through the aisles cause those assholes are all bumping into you and shit.
by collie k April 26, 2007
My 2 year-old has snot crusted on her face because she has a nasty cold. She looks like a Walmart baby today.
by melocruze November 4, 2006
Kind of like a Mallrat, except they hang around in wal-mart, instead of the mall. could be any type of person. goths, emos, rednecks, preps, normal people, etc.
by the enigmatic man August 4, 2006
Grotesque, stocky bodied humanoid inhabiting walmart stores. usually wearing a tweety bird shirt and sweat pants. there is usually an accompanying trail of offspring, also referred to as a "failure trail" Can be any race, but usually white or hispanic.Behavior traits include "chasin' deals" " cashin' in gift cards" "buyin smokes" or " takin' no shit from the management."
Joe : "looks like we got a walmart troll coming in the store"
Bob: "what was your first clue?"
Joe: "I smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and WD-40 before I even spotted the nasty fuckers."
Bob: "what was your first clue?"
Joe: "I smelled ear wax, pizza grease, and WD-40 before I even spotted the nasty fuckers."
by eoihfpi December 9, 2007