A fan of the University of Michigan who has never attended the school and roots for them while wearing one or more of the following:
-$5.00 Michigan shirt bought at Wal-Mart
"YEAH MAN! GO BLUE!!!"
"Oh ignore him, he never went here. He's a Walmart Wolverine"
An athletic conference covering the northern midwest with eleven teams. Known internationally as the birth place of college football, it remains America's greatest college sports conference.
The Big Ten consists of:
Michigan State Univ.
Ohio State Univ.
Pennsylvania State Univ.
"The Big Ten conference leads the nation again in football attendance."
A solitary, burrowing carnivorous mammal of northern forest regions, related to the weasel and having a heavyset body, short legs, dark fur, and a bushy tail. Also called carcajou, glutton, skunk bear.
Aka: A fat, ugly, lonely, ill-tempered, weasel.
Typically used to describe a fan of the University of Michigan
"God damn that girls ugly, she's even got a 'stache!"
"Yup, she's a Michigan Wolverine alright"