Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 5, 2017

torch

A prison term. In place of lighters, a crude flammable device may be constructed with toilet paper, the roll-tube, a sufficiently frayed wire or a hot enough bulb.

Hey, when you get the torch lit, shoot it down to us man, we still git a little tobacco.

by theLegitTapper7 October 26, 2015

Pork Torch

When you are porking in the dark and need a night light on.

Adrian "Can you turn the pork torch on, I can't see the hole"

by BeefChuggerNaut April 25, 2023

torch one

To light up and smoke a marijuana cigarette.

Guy 1: Hey man do you want to go torch one? Its monkey paw. Guy 2: Hell yes bro I haven't tasted that strain in years.

by jimmybomm June 10, 2021

Torch

When you say something unnecessary or when you do too much.

Man 1: You get no hoes bro

Man 2: Damn that's cap bro don't torch me

by Pradaxher September 30, 2020

asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.

In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.

by QuacksO January 31, 2022

torched my shorts

A fart you were expecting to just pass a little harmless gas without notice but presented a much different situation.

Damnit! I Got home from a great round of golf and a couple bloody Mary’s and tuna sandwich for lunch. A few hours later I felt a little gas In the ass and didn’t think much of it so let’s push that little squeezer out! I Let it rip and my ass hole burned as I torched My shorts

by moleary70 October 31, 2020