So many politicians and other officials are really lazy about getting up off their butts and actually fulfilling their assigned duties; we often need to resort to breaking out da assetylene torches just to get said fat-cat indolents to do their jobs!
by QuacksO April 23, 2024
Get the assetylene torchmug. 1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
Get the Kentucky Blow Torchmug. A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch
Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"
Player 2: "K, give me a target"
Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"
Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"
Player 1: My turn
Player 2: The water tank
Player 2: "K, give me a target"
Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"
Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"
Player 1: My turn
Player 2: The water tank
by santaklawze August 2, 2012
Get the torch bazookamug. When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
Get the Macedonian Doorhandle Torchmug. Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!
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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
Get the To take the torches and the pitchforksmug. When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle
by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018
Get the tweaky torchmug. by El_Doughnut February 26, 2015
Get the Torchmug.