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torch

To set fire to a small wad of toilet paper in the toilet bowl in a public or private bathroom, an attempt to mask the horrific odor after a bowel movement.

Taken from the act of torching an automobile to cover up the evidence or dead bodies inside.
I torched the bathroom at Taco Bell after binge drinking at the college football game and eating several bean burritos.
by Horace P. Manure September 25, 2009
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tweaky torch

When one burns weed out of a tiki torch, therefor setting an aroma everybody can get high off of standing around it in a circle
Man you coming to the tweaky torch gathering this weekend? It’s gonna be lit
by Lilcaramel November 21, 2018
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torch bazooka

A game played among friends when the heights of joblessness is reached. The opponent points out a target. The player then positions the torch on his shoulder (like a bazooka) in the switched off mode, and switches on the torch. If the beam of light, hits the target, 1 point to the player. Then the opponent has his go with the torch
Player 1: "C'mon man, let's play torch bazooka"

Player 2: "K, give me a target"

Player 1: "That tree behind the gate"

Player 2: Positions the torch on the shoulder and switches on the torch. The beam hits the tree. "Woo hoo, got it"

Player 1: My turn

Player 2: The water tank
by santaklawze August 2, 2012
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Torch Snuffer

While receiving a handjob from a woman, and you start to blow your load, she says "The Tribe Has Spoken", and she starts giving you head as you cum. This is said to look similar than a torch being snuffed on the reality show, Survivor.
My girl and I got the idea to roleplay Survivor last night, she was Jeff Probst, I was a castaway, my penis was the torch, and her mouth was the torch snuffer.
by BluesandSaintsNation January 2, 2023
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Kentucky Blow Torch

1. Drink a bunch of moonshine
2. Find a lady from Kentucky who doesn't have any teeth.
3. Convince her to give you a blow job.
4. When ejaculating in her mouth, smack her in the back of the head.
5. When she chokes and snorts out your moonshine-riden cum through her nose, light it on fire.
Dude, Tammy Rae gave me the best Kentucky Blow Torch last night!
by natronbomb December 22, 2014
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Macedonian Doorhandle Torch

When you heat up a door handle and insert it rectally until it hits the partners small intestine and burns a hole through it. While the partner is fingering themself until there is blood.
My friends get really freaky and love to do the Macedonian Doorhandle Torch.”
by Big Black Nightmare January 23, 2025
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Torch

Another name for burning something down or committing arson.
Coca Cola wants us to be less white, so I'm going to loot one of their delivery trucks, then torch it.
by TommyNoleBuc September 16, 2022
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