"Ah man, I should not have eaten all that Mexican Food before I got anally plundered. I'm not going to be able to hold my shit in much longer and my Pink Sock is going to become a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop."
by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023
To take a shit in ones hand, and proceed to stick just the head of the shit inside ones partner, then take the unprotruded end of the shit in both hands and proceed to roll it like Martha Stewart would roll dough.
Lee - "Dang Mark, I heard you gave her a Toledo Tootsie Roll."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."
Mark - " yeah I know man it was awesome but now my hands are covered in shit so I just wiped it on her."
Lee - "that sounds awesome I would have definitely rubbed it all over."
by Steve scuba September 19, 2017
by jrqix August 19, 2017
Usually used when one is being disrespectful to one another and is ready for conflict letting whoever it is know you could get these hands anytime 💯
I hear all that bullshit saying my way , but at the end of the day you could get your tootsie touched.
by JStayHumble July 14, 2019
A sexual act, in which a man of standard height or stature, grabs a hold of a midget, or vertically challenged female, and holds her upside down. He may bear hug her lower body, or use both hands to hold her by the ankles if he has the hand strength to do so. But while she is being held upside down, she is performing oral sex on him, and simultaneously he is licking and sucking on all ten of her toes. This must continue until the man ejaculates into the dwarf's mouth
Little Gina from the strip club, she's asleep in the other room right now, she blacked out while I creamsicle tootsie rolled her... I had to finish bro, her toes tasted like pig asshole
by Kramardi September 16, 2022
by beax April 18, 2018
by Pixiefloopyfeet January 17, 2018