Sexual act performed on a male senior citizen. Female feeds a combination Viagra/Laxative to bedridden patient. Upon appearance of the "boner", the female gives a hand-job/blow-job which will cause the old man to ejaculate and shit the bed simultaneously. Female leaves entire mess for nursing staff to clean-up. Commonly used by younger wife/girlfriend to piss off the old mans grown-up children.
Gold Digger:"I went to see my sugar-daddy and I gave him a Nursing Home Combo Platter"
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
Gold Diggers best friend:"You deserve ALL his money,Baby! Now let's go get our nails did."
by Loscar ugol September 1, 2008
when it is unreasonably warm indoors. originally coined for use to describe the temperature in a hotel room.
by jtheis74 December 2, 2009
You got the storyline right but the author wrong you fucking prick, This song is originally off of Failure's 1996 release of Fantastic Planet, So stfu you fucking APC fan boy
by blastedXhole November 24, 2004
idiom to describe a pointless task; everyone in the nursing home gonna die in like 2 months anyway lmao
Karen wanted to give Dad a magazine subscription for his birthday, but I said that would be like shooting up a nursing home, since he already has fifteen or twenty subscriptions.
by NotASchoolShooter September 28, 2021
A very fat female with hygiene difficulties, often seen eating and rarely walking. This monster moves from hospital to hospital eating whatever food is available from a trough. Best avoided at all costs.
Cor blimey did you see that white south african nurse she took up my entire field of vision from over 30 yrds away!
by navyblue December 3, 2006
I was having a wonderful fucking summer then August happened and now I have Nursing School Affect Disorder (NSAD)!
by J4ckofhe4rts August 31, 2015
Nursing Bottle November is when females only drink out of baby bottles for the whole month of November. The purpose of this is keeping females occupied while the boys partake in No Nut November, so by December First, females will be so good at sucking dick from sucking on the baby bottle, when giving head, men will be able to ejaculate all their nut efficiently.
Jessica: “ yeo, you gonna do -Nursing Bottle November?”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”
Ashley: “hell yeah, my manz finna get the best head next month. period.”
by Yurrrrrr.Jessi November 2, 2019