Crocadildo

The chopped off and preserved in dill pickle juice penis of an unconscious crocodile. Often used as fancy dildo. Can be brought out at special occasions.

Girl- *unwraps present* "what is it?"
Friend- "it's a crocadildo"
Girl- "my years of waiting are over!"

Crocadildo by El domarino July 4, 2014

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crocodile funhouse

Crocodile Funhouse:

When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.

John: What's up? You look sad.

Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?

Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.

John: makes sense.

crocodile funhouse by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz April 13, 2016

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Crocodile Wank

The term used to define the act of male masturbation using tears as lubrication, be they your fresh or previously collected, your own or someone else's.

Nathan was understandably extremely upset when informed that we were running late to meet him. we were later informed that he took himself off for a Crocodile wank in private upon hearing the news, to both ease the pain but also put it to good use.

Crocodile Wank by Tyamm January 6, 2017

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Crocodile Smiles

Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.

Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.

Crocodile Smiles by DIABOLIC4L June 23, 2007