Crocs

The best shoes ever

"Look at my fresh new crocs carl"

by Jimmy Wheezer March 8, 2021

Croc Slide

the large trail of shit left on the bottom of the bowl after you flush.

hey barry, someone croc slide(d) like mad here and it still fucking stinks!

barry: thats awesome....

this bitch at work keeps croc sliding and not cleaning up after herself....the disgusting bitch.

by poobrains September 22, 2010

croc in his pocket

a person who is stingy or cheap; usually someone who has money

"It's never Jim's turn to pay, he must have a croc in his pocket."

by dbdbdb999 April 11, 2016

Croc-five

The "Croc-five" refers to when two mutuals with the same pair of crocs celebrate their similar choice of footwear by removing said crocs from their feet (adjust sport mode to leisure if needed), place left shoe upon left hand, right shoe on right hand, then high school musical style jump in the air, bend knees slightly to achieve maximum distance from the ground, and double high five your partner with a photo-magic smile.

"yo bro, we be rockin' the same pair of crocs! you know what that means... Croc-five!!!!!!"

by HerMajestyKnowsAll April 18, 2023

Jay Croc

He’s the General Croc. One of the slimmest human beings alive, If you was to go against him be prepared for the worst

You know Jay Croc ? My brother told me he was beefing with him now it’s been 3 days since he came home ...

by Carlton Hammonds February 6, 2021

crocs

Tripophoboa beware because these shoes are the ugliest of ugliest but comfortable

What are those!! Those are my

Crocs

by I like teains May 21, 2018

Croc dome

The act of receiving head while wearing crocs. A major achievement that should be on the bucket list of any man or woman.

Did you hear Finn received croc dome?

Yeah I heard he was the first person in American history to receive it.

Wow, I can only hope to receive croc dome some day.

by 200 fly March 29, 2022