Sarah: Hey, I know she had a boyfriend before, but you think she might be into me?
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
Jim: she's wearing Crocs! You've at least got a pretty good chance!
by StrangerPopTart September 27, 2022
Get the Crocsmug. -Croc dick (Noun)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Croc dick is known as the influenced state of genitalia of a man who casually wears crocs. It has been told that the sheer, unappealing fashion of a mans crocs can spread a powerful source of virgin energy through the feet and legs till it plateaus at the dick. This results in the victim's dick being rubbery and almost constantly flaccid (sort of like the croc itself.)
Person 1: Heyyy, bout to go get my dick appointment with Hudson
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
Person 2: Gurl you about to have a bad time, I saw him with crocs on the other day
Person 1: Oh for real? He probably got croc dick then.
by The Soyest Milk August 19, 2021
Get the croc dickmug. The commercial version of the high fashion jail shoe. the all economy levels available knock off. The cellular fallout shoe of disaster. The cause of my everyday anxiety when I remember they exist. They cause some to have moments of flashbacks when they first remembered seeing people wear them. "What are those?" We all said. This is what they are. God showed me.
"I got the latest pixelated devolutionairy character button for our 2 year olds Crocs!"
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
"Im In a nuclear jail cell. I only have energy to put on these Crocs."
"My sex life ended when I bought Crocs."
by Psuedonet June 22, 2025
Get the Crocsmug. Croc Rash is an incurable condition that primarily affects young douchebags who think they can raw dog crocs every day without incurring divine retribution.
by meatyfrank September 2, 2024
Get the Croc Rashmug. by Soggycracker01 April 20, 2018
Get the daddy crocsmug. Mom: It's like holy moly, look at that shoe.
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
Dez: Why must I answer these riddles three every time I talk to you?
Mom: Mira mira, Shia Lebouf could star in this shoe
Dez: Cuz it's Crocs, you want Crocs. Crocs are a see you later alligator shoe. Really?
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGhost March 18, 2023
Get the Crocsmug. 