Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.

Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.

by Pussdrop October 22, 2019

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Croc Slide

the large trail of shit left on the bottom of the bowl after you flush.

hey barry, someone croc slide(d) like mad here and it still fucking stinks!

barry: thats awesome....

this bitch at work keeps croc sliding and not cleaning up after herself....the disgusting bitch.

by poobrains September 19, 2010

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Drop Croc

Taking a dookie in someone’s crocs cause of them being annoying

Make sure to lock your Crocs away, someone Drop Croc’d Colin for asking a stupid question

by The dude_{69} May 13, 2022

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Croc Slap

When you take someone's Crocs off then cum in them and then proceed to slap them in the face with them.

I Croc slapped my friend the other day after he said some very strange things to me.

by MrMagicFingersz March 6, 2020

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Croc Slap

When you take off someone's Crocs because they're a weak male and then cum in them. Afterwords you proceed to slap them across the face with said Crocs.

I Croc slapped my friend after he said some very strange things to me the other day.

by MrMagicFingersz March 6, 2020

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