Base of a crisp

I don’t know the definition (like a urban myth)

I held the base of a crisp and it it with a badminton racquet.

by Oslskskslsp October 8, 2022

Crisp

crisp (adj / noun)

Slang for someone acting dumb, clueless, or just plain stupid. Calling someone crisp means they’ve reached peak brain-fog levels of foolishness.

Examples:
• “Tosh is so crisp.”
• “You really just put your phone in the fridge? That’s crisp.”

by B2222222 September 1, 2025

Crisp

Crisp is a phrase to describe a generally crispy person, who sparks up the conversation with sparkling banter

"She's such a Crisp!"

by The Staßfort May 14, 2018

Something came up with the crisp

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.

I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

by A. Cow December 25, 2024

Crisp

When the vibe feels forced, emotionally dim or literally dim yellow lighting.

Or bright warehouse LED lighting where you can see you and everyone else’s entire face at such a deep level.

Distasteful action
Overall: when someone’s/somethings gotta clipped / forced energy / look / vibe / character

When a noise or song has a satisfying delivery

Raven: this yellow lighting is making me feel dehydrated when I’m not

Talia: that is crisp

Raven: *toes near talias face*
Talia: …*silently screaming outloud* youre …criissppp.

Talia: Walmart everything looks crisp

Raven: don’t look at me when we’re in Walmart

*sick boom chuggy bass line*

Talia: that’s sounded so good it was crisp to a t.

by Robinhoodparty November 4, 2023

Sweet as a crisp

Bloody sweet, like a crisp..

That sofa is sweet mate. Sweet as a crisp!!

by Weather Man Marto June 30, 2018

DIY cookie crisp

Far tastier but likely less nutritious than the actual Cookie Crisp cereal, it's when you break up cookies into a bowl of milk and eat it like cereal

She shouldn't be eating DIY cookie crisp every morning with her diabetes!

by Ninja Rap December 12, 2022