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swirled cookie crisp 

Ready and rez cooked together in a swirl pattern til a cookie like disc is formed…
Hits of swirled Cookie Crisp will send ur mind spiraling 🌀 and ur senses into overdrive

Something came up with the crisp 

You’re out of money or low on funds. You can’t do anything because of this.
I’m sorry guys. I can’t come out tonight, something came up with the crisp.

Something came up with the crisp 

Sorry guys. I can’t come out, something came up with the crisp.

something came up with the crisp 

Sorry dude. I can’t go out, something came up with the crisp.

Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

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American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv