Textual regret

The regret you feel after you text your ex either in an emotional break down or when you've had a few to many

Last night was great but i wokeup with a hangover and textual regret

by Soloshit June 06, 2022

textual glow

The glow of light that shines off an assholes face at night while they are illegally texting on their phone while driving

That fucking asshole has some real textual glow. Plus he’s in my fucking way

by Sue donnim November 27, 2017

Textual Harassment

When a girl or guy, usually one you don't want to be associated with, smothers you with text messages to the point of calling the cops on them.

My crazy ex girlfriend who still wants something from me likes to initiate in textual harassment.

by Big Shermy August 23, 2010

textual harassment

When someone is texting you and it's far too sexual for your liking. Unwanted texutal harassment.

Sarah was messaging me last night, it was textual harassment.

by Rawrrr... January 07, 2016

Textual Retardation

One who is unable to express ones emotions though text

Girl: OMG! I just won a all expenses paid trip for two!! :-D do you wanna come?????

Boy: Ok cool.

Girl: Sounds like you are suffering from textual retardation :-/

by Walshy84 November 22, 2013

Textually Potent

When a person's little texting swimmers swim very, very fast rather than very, very slowly. The ability to constantly text a variety of people, without losing stamina, endurance, and studdedness.

Tracy has extreme textual potency on the couch. She puts all them other hoes to shame.

Tommy was so textually potent that Tracy was all over his textuality.

by The Great Gift Bearer August 13, 2012

Textual Chastity

The opposite of sexting. Texting someone with the intent to make them feel grossed out and/or uncomfortable.

I don't like to sext, I practice textual chastity instead.

by absolutelynot57 October 07, 2021