| 1. | Full Bag of Crazy | ||
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An ex-girlfriend that exhibits signs of clinging, late night drivebys, rumor-spreading. As Sarah would say, "That chick is a full bag of crazy!".
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| 2. | full bag of crazy | ||
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An ex-girlfriend that actually has to get wheeled out of the building via stretcher and ambulance because she's so distraught.
Not once, but twice. That Zippy is a Full Bag of Crazy.
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| 3. | skimlet | ||
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Crazy ex girlfriend or boyfriend that's still in love with you. Dan: Dude, Amanda is being such a skimlet. She stalks me now
Trent: Wow, that's such a typical skimlet. |
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| 4. | bunny-boilin' crazy | ||
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A reference to the movie "Fatal Attraction" when the mistress boiled the family pet to get back at the husband for the rejection. A woman that does something crazy and sometimes frightening when rejected by a man. After I said I wanted to break it off she called my cell 20 times and drove past my house to see if there was another girl there. That girl is bunny-boilin' crazy.
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| 5. | re-girlfriend | ||
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A woman, an ex-girlfriend, that a man rekindles a relationship with. Lamont: Man, didn't I see you kickin' it with yo crazy ass ex-girlfriend last night?
Benny: Yeah, but she knew how to work it better than the rest, ya dig? I had to get back at that, so she's my re-girlfriend, ya heard?? |
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| 6. | The Dog Whisperer | ||
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When your ex-girlfriend/girlfriend/wife is yelling at you shake her violently until she urinates all over the floor then drop her to her knees, grab her hair and rub her nose in the puddle as you fuck her doggy style. My crazy ex-girlfriend was pounding on my door wasted at 2 a.m. so I pulled The Dog Whisperer to teach her a lesson.
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