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Acronym standing for. No, Income, No, Job, Asshole
Jennifer thought Rob was a NINJA which is why she did not take him seriously when they dated.
NINJA by Gdub's September 14, 2011
person that quietly and skillfully gets things done without drama
I need more ninjas on my project team and a lot less drama queens.
ninja by dadlyman November 21, 2011
The art of dissapearing from a room or area with people, without any of them noticeing. it is very awesome, and hard to learn. they are great at partys, and it makes a terrific exit. *very similar to "pulling a batman".
GUY #1: so, dude, have u like, seen tony around here? I beat him in a chugging contest.
GUY #2: yeah, but he must have left.
GUY #1: no way, i had every exit covered. the dude owes me 5 bucks!
GUY #2: dude! do u know what happened?? the dude must've pulled a ninja on you!
GUY #1: what i jerk. but you've gotta admit, its pretty cool.
ninja by Quantum Kestrel December 29, 2011
Much better word then my nigga, or the N-word. much more taste full, and not so ignorant to leave one smiling instead of cutting one down.
waz up my ninja
ninja please!

all the homies in the house yell ninja!
my ninja
you know yo my favorite ninja
ninja you mus think im stupid!
that's my ninja there.
and etc.
ninja by thehitman1975 May 9, 2014
A method used to silently shit and piss on a girl's face (usually a whore) after a long night of having intercourse, ending with the person leaving unnoticed.
Hey man, did you have sex with that chick yet?

Yeah, I pulled a Ninja on her.
Ninja by mikeyurban July 27, 2018
ninja is nothing compared to tfue
ninja by lb🤦‍♂️ February 25, 2019