Lacking a Mathew

When someone says something stupid.

Oscar: Hey, we have the same birthday!
Elijah: Oh cool, when’s yours?
Oscar: Are you Lacking a Mathew?

by anonymous October 19, 2020

Chex lack

When someone is tired after getting off a plane because they missed the attendant giving them Chex/ Snacks.

Hey babe, sorry I’ve been quiet today; I’ve had a pretty severe case of Chex Lack since home from Cali yesterday. I had an absolute Debbie sitting next to me on the plane and she didn’t wake me up for snacks, she actually took mine instead, these

F**king lil Debbie’s maan..

by LilTotPred8r45 March 18, 2024

Lacking in the bulge

When you have a dick that’s not very big compared to other guys

Person 1: “I love my girlfriend. She doesn’t care that I’m lacking in the bulge.”
Person 2: “Mine does.”
Person 1: “I like your bulge.”

by みすりす December 27, 2024

half lacked

Feeling not quite right but normal enough to make it through your day. Somethings just not quite right.

Ken didn't take his morning meds, so he felt half lacked all day.

by Kenbo 337 September 27, 2025

lacking

Playing video games when they are supposed to be working; slacking

background: my classmates and I would say "caught lacking" and the word stuck

Stop lacking during class!

by Gdisvvc April 4, 2024

Slack-a-lack

The art of initiating a Slack conversation with a co-worker, typically based off of a previous conversation with a different co-worker.

I was looking for information on that project, but thankfully Sam Slack-a-lacked it to me.

by FRPJason June 11, 2019

Lack of comprehension

Someone can't read well or being clueless and ignorant the whole time.

me: "NBA and fans called themselves the best of the world for having the best players of the world and opposed Noah Lyles, yet they lost to Real Madrid, it shouldn't matter if the star players are playing or not."
tony: "US haters are reaching, it's like saying Inter Miami should win without Messi!"
me: "Except they don't call themselves the best of the world or world champion though."
tony: "Can't debate a guy with a wii avatar, can't take your words seriously."
"It was made with a Switch btw and go check out Noah Lyles' words, you're either stuck in last decade or lack of comprehension the whole time."

by gwercbich October 24, 2023