Sam

He very annoying, funny, and crazy. Very easy to hate along with but hates you if he doesn't know you. Her can be sensitive but other than that he can easily be depressed and doesn't that you broke your elbow.

"Did you hear that Sam burnt down a Burger King and afterwards cried to an episode of Breaking Bad."

by RickAres415 June 7, 2016

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Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world

"Sam is the best"
"I'm so lucky to have him in my life"

by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019

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A man with an enormous penis. His penis is so enormous he could be a porn star on pornhub premium. He also has a huge load. Sam can give any woman an orgasm. He connects on an emotional level with any girl that he wants to. You could call Sam a pimp. He is the most amazing, sweet person ever. He is also fucking hot. Sam has huge abs and he gets all the girls. Although he gets all the girls, he chooses the one that will make him happiest. Sam is the most loyal friend you could have. He wouldn't leave you in the dust even if you just didn't have a rain coat. You want some to be your husband, boyfriend, or friend. Sam originates from the torah from the name Samuel meaning "son of god".
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.

Fred: "Wow look at that man with a giant penis. He must get all the girls. He also looks really nice."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."

by DaddyLongLegs69 December 5, 2016

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A shortened version of "Samantha" used by women who don't take themselves too seriously. Sams are generally high-energy, full of laughs, but are not immediately liked by people who meet them for the first time. They can seem quiet, but have a deeply loving and caring side to them. They can be overly chatty, and often like to gossip, but would apologize profusely if the recipient ever found out what they said. Sams are often athletic, and thus extremely attractive women who have many suitors. They smile wide, but internally worry about what people think of them. A Sam is someone who takes a little bit to get to know, but once you do, they'll never leave your life.

"Oh, Sam - she's such an odd girl but I love her anyway!"

by observer_of_life January 13, 2018

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The hottest and sexiest person wgo has ever walked this Earth. If you are lucky enough to meet him, youll fall inlove. His charming ways and everything about him is amazing. Someone giving the name is a real ladies man. His personality lights him up as well as his beautiful bright eyes.

"My god.. Sam is like sooo hot and amazing."

by YoMamasBoy22 November 6, 2018

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