A MURDEROUS PERSON WHO YOU SHOULD AVOID AT ALL COSTS!
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
Unless you have to get along with him, maybe then he will let you live.
student: what a great day ,i got perfect score on my test ,i am getting a new dog and i won the lottery! nothing could ruin this day.
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH
Sam: *pulls out a gun* DIE BIAAATCH
by THAT ONE GUUY November 6, 2017
Get the Sam mug.
someone who hoards wealth, Sam is constantly collecting gold and gems and jewels. if you see Sam away from his lair RUN before he steals your money and adds it to his pile of wealth.
guy 1: hey Sam can I borrow some cash I'm gonna get evicted
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*
Sam: Steals any remaining money Guy1 has and scampers off*
by qa3wt4yeu May 5, 2023
Get the Sam mug.by udisjej September 29, 2019
Get the Sam mug.a blue-eyed cutie that has a sexy smile. Sam's get all the girls and is everything you could want. Without Sam's the world would be bland and samless. Sam's are great friends that will stick with you forever and always has a good supply of peanut butter. He doesnt have a girlfriend because he cant chose between all his secret admirers. Everyone loves him. Sam's are at the top of the food chain. So popular that popularity doesnt even apply. WE LOVE YOU SAMS.
guy 1: hoot hoot wOOaHHh
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!
guy 2: are you being a sam??!!1!???/? I LOVE YOU
guy 1: I WISH. IM NOT SHMEXY ENOUGH TO BE A SAM!!!!11!
by pimp4jakepaul May 16, 2022
Get the Sam mug.A man with an enormous penis. His penis is so enormous he could be a porn star on pornhub premium. He also has a huge load. Sam can give any woman an orgasm. He connects on an emotional level with any girl that he wants to. You could call Sam a pimp. He is the most amazing, sweet person ever. He is also fucking hot. Sam has huge abs and he gets all the girls. Although he gets all the girls, he chooses the one that will make him happiest. Sam is the most loyal friend you could have. He wouldn't leave you in the dust even if you just didn't have a rain coat. You want some to be your husband, boyfriend, or friend. Sam originates from the torah from the name Samuel meaning "son of god".
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.
Sam is a very similar person to a James. James is the same person. Sam is also a nickname for a Samuel so they are equivalent too. Some of Sam's nicknames are Slammy Sammy or Sammy.
Fred: "Wow look at that man with a giant penis. He must get all the girls. He also looks really nice."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."
John: "what do you think his name is?"
Fred: "He has to be a Sam or a Samuel."
John: "Couldn't he also be a Jimmy?"
Fred: "Yes."
by DaddyLongLegs69 December 5, 2016
Get the Sam mug.Sam is the nicest person ever. He will always be there for you and he always has your back. He is honestly the BESTEST person in the world
by Smart kid fan October 10, 2019
Get the Sam mug.