When a guy is getting a blow job and he misses his mark while cumming and it sprays across her upper lip and a little gets in her eye. She then yells "ARGH! ME' EYE!" while squinting the aforementioned eye closed, while the cum mustache drips down either side of her mouth, resembling a wicked pirate's facial hair.
I was giving my BF a hummer and he wanted to cum on my tits, but he misfired and I ended up with a Pirate 'Stache. My eye still stings and since then I keep getting whiffs of bleach.
by Destiny Unique September 29, 2012
A Gypsy Pirate is like someone who sails the seas, and belong no-where.
But originally is from India down the line, Hence Gypsy/Roma.
But originally is from India down the line, Hence Gypsy/Roma.
by Prince Roma April 22, 2016
The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.
by GayAssAlfred August 19, 2021
Ex - wife runs away with kids and kids doctor, but comes out from under rock 20 years later to steal 220 thousand dollars of retirement.
Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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Leads people to believe she earned it doing social work. She reviews parents and separates them from their children.
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by chipbully November 2, 2014
by Yummy mommy December 27, 2018
When you use tree sap as lube to finger someone’s butthole until they tell you where the buried treasure is
by Jackoff Sparrow June 15, 2020
A subsection of Demoknight, a Pirate Knight Is a person in Team Fortress 2 that plays using the sticky jumper, loose cannon and the Scottish Handshake. They will most likely be found flying around 2fort, getting double-donks constantly.
by n_u_m_l_o_k September 6, 2020