2 definitions by GayAssAlfred

Water Pirate

The sexual act of fucking your significant other in the ass while they are bent over while also in the shower. This must be a shower that has a tub and have at least 3 inches of water. During this, a midget will climb upon your significant other's back and hold up a pillow case, while also holding the other end of the pillow case in your mouth, creating the illusion of a sail.

I took my girl back to my place and gave her the good ol' water pirate.

by GayAssAlfred August 19, 2021

Lotzy

A cock sucker

Person 1: Wow, really being a Lotzy today, aren't you?
Person 2: Hey, it's what I'm good at!

by GayAssAlfred February 28, 2022