Heater Head

A female who's hair has been severely damaged by heat.

That chick has got a heater head, she needs to put that blow dryer down.

by smkincata February 2, 2011

layed down a heater

Took a massive stinking shit

Hey dude, do not go in there, I just had a massive stinking shit layed down a heater!

by Heater23 February 7, 2016

1 bar heater

A warm, erect penis. Usually associated (or soon to be) with an act of sexual intercourse.

It's going to be cold for that trip away with your girlfriend - you'd better pack your 1 bar heater!

by the_chateau May 12, 2017

reverse water heater

When you get done dusting off grandma and you decide to get it on you gotta first hose her off and let her dry on her heating pad

I wanted you borrow my grandmas garage so I had to do the reverse water heater to get the ok

by Cumdumpster1 September 25, 2023

Heater Re-Peter

When you take a really relieving early morning shit and glance down to see a perfectly sculpted replica of the peter you took in your heater the night before.

Hey babe, lats night was great! How was that Heater Re-Peter this morning? Did it have a little bend in it? Love you!

by KooterStunna TeddyBear June 8, 2017

1 Liter Heater

An exceptionally large penis that when fully erect resembles a 1 liter drinking bottle and is of course normal body temperature hence the "heater" portion of the term.

I saw Erik in the locker room and he has that 1 liter heater!

by MPH_Janitor September 18, 2011

Jack up your heater

Finger or jacking off to make you warmer!

You should go jack up your heater to stay warm!

by Tracie and Raquel December 18, 2008