Guy 1: Omfg i got a AOL CD, it says "190423991 free hour"
Guy 2: damn dude, again anotehr fuking AOL CD in your fuking cereal box? shit!
Guy 2: damn dude, again anotehr fuking AOL CD in your fuking cereal box? shit!
by AthlonZ May 1, 2007
A shitty company with poor service and high prices. Trying to dominate broadband where good ISP's (Comcast & others) already exist. A company run by jews.
by urban assassin October 25, 2005
by cyberdreams July 24, 2010
by Leiko October 6, 2004
What my family thinks is a piece of gold but a piece of shit cuz you can't go on Google or yahoo owned sites. I can't check my fucking email on it or look some thing up on yahoo and google. It's a narcicist brat
"Dad can you unlock yahoo.com so I can check my email"
"Dad I need to get to the login page unlocked." Dad! I can't get to my inbox!" "Da-" just go on later I am tired of you whining! Go use one of your own browsers. God dammit" "But they aren't working. You know it takes exetremes to get me to use damn AOL" ( my interpertition of earlier conversation)
"Dad I need to get to the login page unlocked." Dad! I can't get to my inbox!" "Da-" just go on later I am tired of you whining! Go use one of your own browsers. God dammit" "But they aren't working. You know it takes exetremes to get me to use damn AOL" ( my interpertition of earlier conversation)
by 11jr11 July 19, 2011
aka A-Slow-L: A pathetic excuse for an ISP, most commonly associated with high blood pressure, moodswings and broken fingers from punching computer screens. You can sign on and then walk around the block three times before the Home page loads. Impossible to remove from computer. When coupled with a high speed modem, causes exciting freeze-ups and browser crashes.
* sign on AOL *
3:00 Welcome
* screen turns white, hard drive runs and runs and runs *
3:09 You've Goodbye
3:00 Welcome
* screen turns white, hard drive runs and runs and runs *
3:09 You've Goodbye
by EmanNeercs August 17, 2012
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