squid is basically the same thing as saying "sike" but the new version of it, to do a squid you go to shake your friends hand and then pull it away while saying "SQUID!" can be very funny at times.
"hey whats up man, squid!"
by vinceisasav June 5, 2007
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A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
Dude, she pulled up her skirt and it totally looked like a frickin "Squid in a Ditch!"
by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019
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Squid Juice is an all purpose squid based fertilizer made from repurposing the leftover waste from calamari consumption. This is an organic liquid fertilizer that is a sustainable option compared to traditional synthetic fertilizers. Squid juice is a nutrient dense product including the primary nutrients NPK as well as many other beneficial micro nutrients, without the presence of heavy metals. This 2-2-2 NPK Squid based liquid concentrate is sold under the brand Seaborn Organics.
Squid juice is a superior organic fertilizer that has increased the the size and quality of our fruits and vegetables.
by Sammy the squid guy June 6, 2023
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Squid-eye is a reference to a person in a state of extreme drunkenness.

If drunk and almost toppling over then you would be known as Super Squid-eyed.
If drunk with no recollection of the event then you would be known as Mega Squid-eyed
The COMETs went to the pub and drunk so much that they were squid-eyed.
by Tinytots July 2, 2015
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Someone who travels around an office by propelling themselves backward in an office chair instead of walking.
Kurt doesn't get out of his office chair the entire time he's at work. I swear he's such an office squid.
by Kurt77 May 12, 2014
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Trying to have sexual intercourse with a flaccid penis
I was going so well, but when we got back to my hotel I just just ended up parking the squid!
by Bill Hagger November 21, 2015
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