Invented for those who feel that they have been judged by history, or at least that they are falling, but who still strut in front of their peers as if they were an interior elite.
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno
--Negative Dialectics, T. Adorno
by Filthy Schmuck August 23, 2020
"Why aren't you out there beating the shit out of some nazis!"
"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"
"I'm a passive progressive and I believe in education over violence. Beating up a nazi isn't going to make them change their mind about their ideology anymore than if a nazi were to beat me up. You consider yourself to be a progressive. Tell me, if a nazi beat you up, would you suddenly stop being progressive?"
by ProgressivePete August 19, 2019
The type of liberal you may know who cares about the environment and animal rights, but doesn't seem concerned about issues of intersectionality, social class, racism, or human rights. If they do care about anything related to human rights, it's usually just white feminism.
"Kristin may own a metal straw and use recyclable bags, but she called Middle-Eastern woman a terrorist. She is an example of a Metal Straw Progressive."
by CimmonToastCromch October 4, 2019
After Rylie broke up with his girlfriend, he made progression through aggrsession by taking out his anger on the annoying grade 9's.
by Boothie February 3, 2006
by Pispot7 May 18, 2011
The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore
Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler
Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang
Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang
Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
by Hankgod June 6, 2011
A highly annoying(but very bangable,as long as she isn't speaking) female from the "progressive insurance" commercials
guy #1:Dude,I would so bang Flo the progressive girl,just as long as she doesn't speak.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.
guy #2:I agree.I hate those damned commercials,but,I'd run up in it quickly.
by KingPuma November 2, 2011