4 definitions by Hankgod

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cf
Constant fuck. Not your bf (boyfriend) or gf (girlfriend)... just the person you constantly fuck.
Guy 1: Hey man is that your gf?

Guy 2: Nah thats my cf.
by Hankgod October 11, 2010

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The anamoly that occurs after having so much messed up porn available online that a picture of a naked blonde doesnt cut it anymore
Brad: Ay dude i got the new issue of Hustler

Chris: No time right now, im watching a 50-1 gangbang

Brad: You gotta see a psychiatrist about that progressive porn disorder
by Hankgod May 20, 2011

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the low-key underdog beer pong partner's power to make any bounce shot no matter how amazing the defense is.
Guys: Haha youll never make a shot
Girl: (uses the supershiestysneaky bounce shot)
Guys: Fuck.
by Hankgod August 23, 2010

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The anomoly that occurs after watching so much internet porn that naked chicks in magazines doesn't cut it anymore
Guy 1: Ay man I got the new Hustler

Guy 2: Can't, Im watching this epic gangbang

Guy 1: You need to see a psychiatrist about that Progressive Porn Disorder
by Hankgod June 06, 2011

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