David 

A guy you could trust with anything. Very sweet, sometimes flirty. Popular & will be completely nice to you whenever you are around him. Will defend you when he hears something being said about you. hard to tell how he feels sometimes.
blonde, and tall.

david trustworthy

David by hoe.imyourworstnightmare.xx June 18, 2011

David 

A person usually having a monsterous cock and is so manly that his dick has a dick(including pubes). He also has a talent of being able to have sex with an asian and a mexican chick at the same time making very beautiful melodies of organsim noises. He is so great that even though budda is his besy friend God still speaks with him because of his greatness.

Wow, i had sex with that David last night and i couldn't believe how great it was.

David by FirearmsPimp March 29, 2009

David 

A tall blonde posh English person who gets pissed for no reason at all.

Sinan: What's the difference between an egg and David, the egg gets laid.

David: (blanks Sinan and all his friends for the whole day.)

David by ( ͡°Ɛ ͡°) February 4, 2018

David 

David is the funniest guy you'll ever meet. He's very stubborn but has a good heart. He has a bit of an attitude and tries to use his "charm" to get out of problems

David we don't have to do that!

Yes we do!

David by Problemchild1987 June 2, 2018

david 

a huge bio nerd, snake, weeb and a koreaboo who loves turtles. can't stop fantasizing about anime or kpop with turtles (must have turtles in everything). also plays very dramatic and loud piano music.

says "nani" "uwu" "owo" "hiss" and "notice me senpai" alot

also watches lots of hentai and his excuse of watching it is "I watch it for the plot"

Guy 1: Don't tell anyone this but I have a crush on Jasmine.
Guy 2: *while listening to kpop* don't worry I gotchu bro.
Guy 1: Thanks dude.
Guy 2: *shouts* He has a crush on Jasmine guys!!!
Guy 1: DUDE! STOP PULLING A DAVID YOU SNEK

david by alphateam123 February 8, 2019

David 

David is a person with a specifically large genitalia area commonly referred to as a limo because it has loads of seats and is very long, when I say long I mean long.

My friend David (my friend has a big fucking knob

David by Sgt. James June 28, 2019

David 

the most amazing person you'll ever meet. you will seriously fall for him no matter what. he's extremly attractive and has amazing hair. he would seriously never do anything to hurt you, and will always be with you no matter what.<3 he's wonderful just the way he is, most perfect human being to walk the earth.

~~~~~~~~~~~ i love you David

David by dfdghnndfvdfgdf dfg dfg dfgdf April 21, 2012