It bounced off my foot

Said when something unintentionally happens

Person 1: Pool ball went into wrong hole with a crazy pool shot
Person 2: "There is no way you made that shot"
Person 1: "Nahh dogg it bounced off my foot"

by Stumpy13 June 6, 2011

five foot nothing heartthrob

A five foot nothing guy that teenagers and pre teens idolize.

You want me to be one of your flavor of the months? A five foot nothing heartthrob with the frosted tips, and the washboard abs with all their hair plucked out? Well, I'm going to eat a twinkie right now instead.

by The Original Agahnim November 24, 2021

Foot-ass

It can mean one of two things :

1. When someone basically shoots themselves in the foot when doing something, screws themselves over, a self-fulfilling prophecy etc.

Or...

2. When you get beat at something or get your ass handed to you by someone in any way, shape or form.

( Note : Check yourself before you screw yourself. )

Simply put, don’t be a foot-ass. Lol.

Examples :

And to think, Tyler thought he was all that and a bag of Pretzels... Boy, what an absolute foot-ass!

Or...

Everything was fine until Phoebe started to shade us around her new friends... She’s been such a foot-ass lately...

Or...

Can’t you go 5 seconds without being a foot-ass?

by July 11, 2021

kaka foots

Feet that smells like you just pulled it out of a fat girls ass hole after eating taco bell

That stuff smelled like kaka foots

by THE GUI May 9, 2023

foot-thulu

The dark cosmic lord of feet said to be summoned when a five pairs of feet form a pentagram

Oooooo nooooo they are summoning foot-thulu

by Unclesparta April 27, 2023

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 20, 2022

Metric foot

One tritometre. of a metre or 33 mm. Approximately 13.123 British Imperial inches.

I need a six metric foot hole.

by Jaymax February 20, 2022