A physical attack on a person involving the assailant presoaking a finger in his\her own anal sweat, then wiping said finger across the victims top lip.
The anal sweat deposited on the victims top lip can be notoriously difficult to remove, requiring vigorous scubbing with a tool such as a pumice stone or a nail brush. Plus the fact that the odour omitted is in such close proximity to the victims nostrils, a mooey moustache attack can be intense and prolonged.
by krisMedicine April 20, 2010
Bob: Do you see that guy with the Hitler Moustache?
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.
Terry: Hitler Moustache? That's more like Charlie Chaplin's Moustache.
by DatMAN August 4, 2016
1)That gross thin, patchy moustache white-trashy folk get when they are in the pre-FBY(Full Blown Yokel) stages. Often accompanied by a rat tail and/or a shaved head.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
2)The above mentioned, but on a nerdy kid...or someone who just looks like they have a pubic hair moustache.
3)The Demise of Scott Tenorman's parents....episode 501.
partygo-er 1: Dude, he looks like a young Steve The Cable Guy with that pubic hair moustache!
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
Dude 1: He does!
Pubic hair moustache kid: (Runs away crying)
by Zap! Dizgopfski April 8, 2006
by EddietheHead9090 December 8, 2009
by pseudonym March 31, 2005
A very thin moustache that resembles a pencil line. It is shaved to look this way as very few people have thin enough facial hair to grow one naturally. Sometimes even it can be drawn on.
Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
Might I also add it is very erotic and retro to have one.
by Toee August 31, 2006
by randy the kount October 27, 2010