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Led Zeppelin Pregnancy 

This is a unique and mythical occurrence comparable only to the virgin Mary giving birth to Jesus. A Led Zeppelin Pregnancy occurs when a woman is listening to Led Zeppelin at just the right frequency and volume. Since they rock so fucking hard, the sound waves penetrates the moist undergarments, travels up the birth canal, and rocks the eggs deep and hard with their solid drum beats, tails of love and loss, and thunderous riffery. The hard rocking sound waves are no match for the fragile eggs, they soon give in they are fertilized. The woman then has the honor to carry the offspring of the creators of the music of the gods.
Ed: Yo, did ya hear what happened to Sammy girl?
Joe: Na, what happened?
Ed: She had a Led Zeppelin Pregnancy, now Sammy has to raise the offspring of the gods. How about that hot shit?
Joe: Lucky bastard!
Ed: Tell me about it!
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Led Zeppelin Junkie 

A person who is profoundly obsessed with Led Zeppelin... I mean LED ZEPPELIN!!!
Guy one: I heard that dude listens to Led Zeppelin in his sleep.

Guy two: Yeah, he's a Led Zeppelin Junkie.

Guy one: I can't blame him.

led zeppelin II 

The Best Rock Album Of All Time Biatch! Heartbreaker, Ramble On, Lemon Song. All There Is Too It.
Led Zeppelin II Is The Best Rock Album Of All Time.

Led Zeppelin III 

Led Zeppelin III is Led Zeppelin's third studio album. It was released in 1970. It had alot of accoustic/folk songs on it, which made alot of people critizice them of copying Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young.
Led Zeppelin III's reputation of copying Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young has changed alot.

Led Zeppelin 1 

Its the first album of the legendary band led Zeppelin and arguably the best it is unnamed so are the next 3 albums this album was the rise to fame it is note worthy that this album is the most important and versatile out of all the others if you wanna hear Zeppelin this it
Me: what bands do you like
Him: Zeppelin
Me: what is your opinion on led Zeppelin 1
Him: I don't really like it
Me: get the fuck out of my house

led zeppelin day 

When you spend a day listening to every zeppelin album back to back
led zeppelin day by 72947tuip August 12, 2017

Coda- Led Zeppelin's album 

A shitty Led Zeppelin's compilation album full of unreleased songs which almost all of them suck ass released in 1982 it is often considered to be one of the worst Led Zeppelin's albums
Coda- Led Zeppelin's album