a virus which poor assholes use because they are god damn idiots which have no life, also called AOS America on SHIT!!!
by Anonymous November 6, 2003
"My Boss is an AOL"
"AOL hides its true meaning, it isn't America On Line, its Autocratic Oppressive Lurer"
"AOL hides its true meaning, it isn't America On Line, its Autocratic Oppressive Lurer"
by Lyolya November 10, 2004
by TheTruthOfAnonymous November 4, 2009
America Online.
One of the largest and most popular internet service providers, simply owing to the advertising barrage they've committed to since the September That Never Ended started.
They have a reputation for having bad customer service, even worse users, and downright horrible connection lag on their dialup, complete with a proprietary bloatiferous client. Those that want off have a hard time getting off due to the fact that they won't forward your email.
One of the largest and most popular internet service providers, simply owing to the advertising barrage they've committed to since the September That Never Ended started.
They have a reputation for having bad customer service, even worse users, and downright horrible connection lag on their dialup, complete with a proprietary bloatiferous client. Those that want off have a hard time getting off due to the fact that they won't forward your email.
From a commercial: "A friend of mine told me I should try America Online. 'Why?' I asked. 'I already have a computer!'"
by ke6isf September 9, 2004
The greatest new thing around 199x to 2002 until everyone discovered DSL and Cable became cheaper. AOL dialup is extremely bad, I always got disconnected, the program is so cluttered, they are annoying, their antivirus stuff are annoying, the staff is annoying. I wanted to cancel my membership and wouldn't even let me, instead they ask me questions and then giving me another free month. I just want to freaking leave!
Me: Hi I would like to remove my account.
AOL Personnel: Was there something wrong with our service? We would be happy to provide you another free month of AOL.
Me: No, I just don't find the need to use it.
AOL Personnel: In fact we have many offers to give out for free. Our software helps protect your web browsing experience and your computer from unknown viruses and malware.
Me: I understand that, but I just don't want to use AOL anymore, I found something different.
AOL Personnel: Would you like us to join your new internet provider with our software? We are able to partner up with many internet providers.
Me: No, I would just like to leave, thank you.
AOL Personnel: Are you sure? Because--
Me: *Hangs up*
AOL Personnel: Was there something wrong with our service? We would be happy to provide you another free month of AOL.
Me: No, I just don't find the need to use it.
AOL Personnel: In fact we have many offers to give out for free. Our software helps protect your web browsing experience and your computer from unknown viruses and malware.
Me: I understand that, but I just don't want to use AOL anymore, I found something different.
AOL Personnel: Would you like us to join your new internet provider with our software? We are able to partner up with many internet providers.
Me: No, I would just like to leave, thank you.
AOL Personnel: Are you sure? Because--
Me: *Hangs up*
by Underwater Ruins July 11, 2008
the shittiest disgrace of an internet you can buy. it is so slow you can go make a sandwhich, pee, and prob have sex before the webpage opens =P the only way to get it too be slightly fast is to have aol PLUS some cable thing. but why pay $30 a month so people can make fun of you becuz you have aol? aol is so desperate that they send you a disk like every week practically begging you to join. well aol can kiss my ass =P thanks for all the free dog toys you've given me these past years =)
by holly =P September 7, 2007
A now defunct website for old people that don't know how to use a computer and hunt and peck when typing. They are susceptible to spyware and crashing their computer daily and have no idea what they are doing.
Hey I need to go to walmart.com, I guess I'll go to AOL first to search for the website instead of typing walmart.com in the address bar.
by morpheusoptic November 15, 2014