When a bartender prepares your martini by stirring it with his penis instead of using a shaker like a normal goddamn person would.
"Why did James Bond always specify he wanted his martini shaken? Isn't that the correct method of martini mixing?"
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
"I don't know. Maybe he was the victim of martini cucking once."
by 007gotmartinicucked June 11, 2022
A child born with fetal alcohol syndrome who was also shaken as an infant by their presumably alcoholic parent(s).
by GoneWithTheChin April 26, 2023
Guy 1:Dude I had sex with Becky last night!
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
Guy 2:Nice,how was it like?
Guy 1:Well,I think I gave her pussy some body martini...
Guy 2:Ew gross bro.Just gross.
by THESYSTEMFAILED April 17, 2016
by Stellarspace March 26, 2023
Tammy my butthole is throbbing.
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
Charles would you like me to pee in it?
Yes Tammy, I would love a chocolate martini!
by G Kett April 7, 2023
When a woman has to do a hand stand and then spread her legs in a Y formation (like a martini glass) and the dude eats her ass. 😂😂💀
Bob: we did the dirty martini last night.
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
Joe: did it taste as good as it sounds
Bob: hell yes. That ass was delicious
by Byteasc1 April 9, 2019
by Martini Muff August 28, 2015