there is no way that i can sit for eight hours at work after this long weekend of gerbil jammin...........im gonna have to call in sick
by ducky quack January 17, 2010
A woman who has shaved off all her armpit and pubic hair.
A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.
A person who refuses to stand up for themself or is afraid of confrontation.
After removing all her pubic and under arm hair with her venus razor Mary declared herself to be "A hairless gerbil".
Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.
Patrick sat cowering in the corner like a hairless gerbil after being yelled at about leaving his dirty dishes in his room.
by ladragnfly October 28, 2007
A band of Gerbil Beads is a long string with 6-8 live gerbils tied to it. A woman then inserts each individual gerbil into their ass and then quickly yanks them out in the quest for anal pleasure.
That sick bitch was in the ER last night again, she used her gerbil beads, but when she yanked them out, her favorite gerbil Milo was missing.
by Wild N Wooly October 20, 2011
v.
1. To study hard; doing homework.
2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.
1. To study hard; doing homework.
2. Anal sexual stimulation.
a. Applying a tape casing to an actual gerbil to prevent its dissolution (or unsightly claw/bite marks) in the rectum.
b. Any sort of rectal gratification.
by Carey Lowell August 10, 2006
A phrase for describing the use of an iphone or iPod touch, due to how it appears when using a touchscreen.
Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.
Taken from Marcus Brigstocke's stand up, God Collar.
'That git, always stroking his gerbil'
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.
'I'm off to stroke my gerbil'
'Will they even stop stroking their gerbils and talk to people!?'
Stroking the gerbil should not be used as stroking the gerbil, but like the examples above.
by Osiris3309 December 1, 2009
by Gerbil Guy April 18, 2016
Dude i was playing online last night, and this guy named "The King Of Evil Gerbils" TOTALLY pwned me!!
by thekingofevilgerbil January 26, 2005