gerbil jammin

the act of utilizing a frozen gerbil up the anus for sexual pleasures

there is no way that i can sit for eight hours at work after this long weekend of gerbil jammin...........im gonna have to call in sick

gerbil jammin by ducky quack January 17, 2010

gerbil jamming 

If you buy a dozen gerbils, you have to put them in the fridge. If you leave a dozen gerbils in a fridge for ten minutes then they slow down just enough for you to shave thier bodies (with shaving cream cuz you dont wanna hurt them, right?). If you shave a dozen gerbils that have been in the fridge for ten minutes, then you inject them with a generous amount of cocaine. If you have completed all of the above, you should now have 12 squealing fist sized monsters, ready to jam up your ass...enjoy!

Man, I jammed those gerbils so fuckin hard last night they were clawing on my rectum!

gerbil jamming by the master jammer November 17, 2006