Fractal Fail

A fail at every conceivable level of resolution. Zooming in on any part of the fail reveals just as much fail as the entity of the whole.

Fractal fail comes after quantum fail, but before universal fail.

by Pyroclasm32 October 22, 2008

first fail

First fail is when a person posting a comment on a website posts the word "first", but actually misses first place because someone else posts a more meaningful comment a split second before them.

Blog Comments:
someperson: nice blog. thanks for the post, very informative.
firstfailperson: FIRST!!!!!!!!!
anotherperson: lol, first fail.

by thewack October 23, 2009

fail-magnet

1: an individual who chronically fails; always manages to somehow fail at everything in life
2: usually an unpopular or uncoordinated square-esque character

Colin: Hey sexy.. WHO DIED!?! :D
Jennifer: My mom, you fail-magnet

by LINEAR-wit-tha-jew May 20, 2009

scam fail

Usually, in video games like Growtopia, or even Pixel Worlds, or even Fortnite, this is an event where the scammer, the obnoxiousnoob forgets to block an entrance, or even try locking a door, OR he might get kicked from a world from dropping his stuff, by you, the victim who either got scammed an item less than the amount you stole from him.

The scammer sets up the world, and eventually doesn't realize he's gonna get scam failed.

You: A drop game? How awful.
Scammer: Yeah. DROP NOW.
You: *Drops a World Lock
Scammer: *Kicks you
You: NO FUCKING WAY. I WANT A REMATCH!!!!
Scammer: Okay then... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You: *Asks the scammer a million questions, including to unlock a few doors, and unblock the 'prize'.
You: Can you leave?
Scammer: Sure...
Scammer: *Leaves world
You: *Thinks 'This is my chance to get my stuff back...'
You: *Grabs the prize
*The scammer comes back, and looks concerned
Scammer: WTR, FK1N6 NI0OB G1V3 ME BAK MY WLZ
You: No. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Derpy Peanut Logic December 10, 2018

Titanic fail

1. A fail of massive proportions
2. Taking failboat to a whole new level

Fail, just fail. No, that's an understatement. Titanic fail

That was the largest failboat I've ever seen. Heck, it was a freakin Titanic fail!

by Baz907 January 17, 2009

fail snail

Appears in Skype whenever a file transfer becomes impossibly slow, whether on the sender's end or the receiver's end. Similar to the fail whale of Twitter fame.

I kept trying to get the project files from her, but NO, the damn fail snail kept cockblocking me!

by Dodger of Zion July 25, 2010

asian fail

To not get an A in a class. Some asians hold themselves to high standards, and anything less than an A is considered "failing".
A term often used at thomas jefferson.

omg! i asian failed that physics test and got a B+... now I'll never get into NOVA

by the PlNK August 17, 2005