Beefing

A sexual act.

The beefee lays in the bath, almost completely submerged in hot water.

The beefer (most commonly a male) stands over the bathtub, ejaculating onto the beefee.

The beefee is then surround by several cellular phones, all connected through a Skype call. This produces the radiation which will cook the ejaculant.

After two minutes in this position, the beefer sticks his index finger into the bathtub water, tastes, then proceeds to eat out the beefee (most commonly oral sex of the vagina or ass).

At a party...

Tom: 'Dude, can I borrow your phone so I can beef this chick?'

Chris: 'sure man, but make sure it's on the Wifi and not using all my data.'

Tom: 'no worries, I'll ask Sam for the password first.'

Chris: 'Nice, enjoy your beefing.'

by T Humma May 24, 2017

Beefed

An argument or problem.
Typically a British word created amongst teens, lmao.
Slang word.

"I just beefed her yesterday!"
Or
"Does she want beef or not?"

by Yvngnamz March 22, 2017

BEEF

Abbreviation for 'best friends forever' except in the form of BEEF rather than BFFE. This way, the concept can be said in one syllable.

Erica, Allison, and Chandni have been BEEFs since eighth grade!

by Erica Poo September 22, 2006

beef

Subject of conversation

what is your beef?

by Bernie September 24, 2003

beef

beef: (noun)
1. Meat that is made from cows.
2. Slang term for penis.

You gonna eat that beef mofo?

by vin July 25, 2004

beef

when you don't like somebody or they don't like you.

she beefin wit me cuz I took her man.(oh well)

by da southern 1 April 22, 2004

beef

marijuana.

dude 1>Yo dude, have you got any beef?
dude 2>sure man, got some prime beef right here.
dude 1>sweet, let's roast it up.

by grillking February 05, 2009