by Gail fitz August 28, 2021
A man with a mustache that visits unsuspecting women under false pretenses to get them to fall in love with him.
by funniestpersonyouknow September 25, 2014
A meeting held by oblivious twits in a busy, public place such as a doorway, hallway, elevator or escalator exit.
by longrider700 January 30, 2015
Somebody stole my wallet right before I was on my way to steal a car, typical case of front door karma.
by Mclovin0417 February 22, 2019
I see why that guy never married, he'd be the asshole next door if there weren't any other houses nearby. Kansas might be somewhere he would fit in, with nobody else around to fit in with.
by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried (to tame, overcome, or change him), the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020
A few people tried to tame the guy like he was a playful dog or a racehorse, but he didn't have the same kind of relationship even some of the more unruly, wilder horses had with people. The more they tried, the more they met the asshole next door.
by Solid Mantis May 17, 2020