Monty Python Birthday Hell Song

A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".

Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!

by moonfox42 December 14, 2011

python noob

A person who likes python but knows almost nothing about programming.
They love python because it's probably the only decent programming language they know.

"Python is the best!"
"No. It's slow and inefficient."
"Python is the most popular programming language!"
"That's because python noobs like you decided to write so many libraries... I bet you don't know what a binary search is."

by No Coder June 3, 2022

purple python head

When a males penis head turns purple.

Man i have a purple python head

by Kayla baby June 11, 2008

Python

A slang word for pedophile or a person who sends death threats to young girls

Person 1: "hey did you hear about that EDP guy"
Person 2: "yeah, he is a real python"

by Premier SMTHNFNNY101 October 14, 2022

rdmn python

A big dick redneck who prefers to fuck his disabled brother.

Joe: what did you do this weekend?
Dominic: well I gave my bro a RDMN python.

by xXPR0xPANDASXx May 2, 2017

Fudge Python

A Large Steaming Rope of fecal matter. sometimes peppered with various bits of corn, peanuts, or other festive consumables that can be eaten twice.

Alright, who left a fudge python in the employee restroom? The whole goddamn floor is flooded!

by bmb1455 April 8, 2022

python math

When math ain't mathing right

python math = print(f"{255:c}") = ÿ
python math = print(f"{1<10}!") = True!
python math = print(f"{f"{{}}"}") = {}

by fabseboy October 10, 2025