A birthday song sung so off-key and out of tune, it almost sounds like it could've come from "Monty Python".
Person A: I hoped you didn't mind the "Monty Python Birthday Hell Song".

Person B: Aww.. you guys know that's a compliment!
by moonfox42 December 8, 2011
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When you use a strong mint mouthwash before giving a guy oral
"Damn, Carol gave me a minty python last night"
by Knight of Nip July 9, 2020
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When a males penis head turns purple.
Man i have a purple python head
by Kayla baby June 11, 2008
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The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
by PershingRifleBoy420 December 5, 2022
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A person who likes python but knows almost nothing about programming.
They love python because it's probably the only decent programming language they know.
"Python is the best!"
"No. It's slow and inefficient."
"Python is the most popular programming language!"
"That's because python noobs like you decided to write so many libraries... I bet you don't know what a binary search is."
by No Coder June 3, 2022
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When you have to piss and shit and the same time.
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
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When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.
by DikeMugless December 25, 2022
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