The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *
"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."
"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."
"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"
by PershingRifleBoy420 December 05, 2022
Person1: I have to use the bathroom
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
Person2 : just go in that corner over there
Person1: no can do buckaroo, I’m rocking a python dual wield
When you oil up the head of your dick, slide it under your balls and let it plunge into your asshole.
Yo dog, I got hella new lube last night and had a nice mud python.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.
It's so nice to mud python after a fresh shower.
by nbizzledizzle November 24, 2017
When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.
by DikeMugless December 25, 2022
by arykosis December 13, 2012
by mysingingbird May 15, 2015
The polar opposite of “Cock Blocking” by using a snake instead of a person!! “Cock Consticer is a deviation of the same general meaning
by Bnutz in VA October 12, 2019