WTF

1. boy: wtf dad!
dad: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?
boy: wtf, welcome to facebook.
dad: Oh, well ok son.
2. boy: wtf is wrong with you?! That's a hobo your trying to give fake money!

by No Sh*t Sherlock December 16, 2010

"wtf did you do" exclaimed josh

by xoxbambixox February 18, 2015

WTF do you think you're doing?

by Kennnn March 26, 2016

1: The act of excluding Monday, Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday from the calendar.
2: The acronym for What The Fuck.
3: The acronym for Way Too Far.

Person 1: What days are you spending on that hotel?
Person 2: WTF.

Person 1: Can you get me a drink from the kitchen?
Person 2: WTF.

by maikolyordan March 1, 2015

Wtf

Mom," add as a friend on Facebook, I just got one"
Kid,"WTF!"
Mom,"what does that mean"
Kid," welcome to Facebook"

Wtf stands for wallahi too funny.
People say it stands for other stuff, pfft rumors.

Jim:Dude I got away with tax fraud!
Tom:WTF!
Jim:I know right!

by John Ahmed April 11, 2021

Wednsday, thursday, friday. And if you eat at subway its turkey, salami then tuna. What the fuck has nothing to do with it.

by bushlight September 27, 2018