WTF

1.Welcome to Facebook
2.What the fuck

1. boy: wtf dad!
dad: WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?!?
boy: wtf, welcome to facebook.
dad: Oh, well ok son.
2. boy: wtf is wrong with you?! That's a hobo your trying to give fake money!

by No Sh*t Sherlock December 17, 2010

Wtf

Wednsday, thursday, friday. And if you eat at subway its turkey, salami then tuna. What the fuck has nothing to do with it.

Im having sandwiches for wtf.

by bushlight September 26, 2018

WTF

1: The act of excluding Monday, Tuesday, Saturday and Sunday from the calendar.
2: The acronym for What The Fuck.
3: The acronym for Way Too Far.

Person 1: What days are you spending on that hotel?
Person 2: WTF.

Person 1: Can you get me a drink from the kitchen?
Person 2: WTF.

by maikolyordan February 28, 2015

Wtf

Wtf stands for wallahi too funny.
People say it stands for other stuff, pfft rumors.

Jim:Dude I got away with tax fraud!
Tom:WTF!
Jim:I know right!

by John Ahmed April 11, 2021

Wtf

Welcome to Facebook

Mom," add as a friend on Facebook, I just got one"
Kid,"WTF!"
Mom,"what does that mean"
Kid," welcome to Facebook"

by Secretly love you June 21, 2016

WTF

What the fuck

WTF do you think you're doing?

by Kennnn July 08, 2016

WTF

what the fuck

"wtf did you do" exclaimed josh

by xoxbambixox February 18, 2015