Tally Hitter

When you have to punish it without pleasuring it.

You’ve been a bad girl, so I’m going to Tally Hit your down under.

When she’s been a bad girl, you just have to Tally Hitter.

by a52martinez June 27, 2018

Tree gap hitter

The most perfect human being to grace the earth, these people are the best at everything ever.

You see Jeremiah over there, I think he's a tree gap hitter

by reufcdnuc8ewiurwqerc November 25, 2022

bong hitter

A person who is always found smoking marijuana using a bong

-What is Jaylen doing?
-He is smoking weed,dude is no more than a bong hitter

by luckyjerk April 20, 2016

couch hitter

Usally a guy who uses the couch to fuck the girls.

Sky- Wow you are an amazing couch hitter. Tim- Awe thanks thot

by ERA Kendry December 3, 2016

tin hitter

Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.

"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"

by Noelle N November 21, 2007

speckle-headed switch hitter

While approaching the mound Bobby looked at Ricky and felt as if he needed to change the side of the plate in which he may swing? That makes me look at it as if Ricky probably thinks that Bobby is gay so he is now turned his sights to understanding how to pitch left-handed or to felch his mother's cousin let's talk about this next Saturday said Mom to her speckle-headed switch hitter.

His gay dad was a speckle-headed switch hitter .

by Thunderdome Kingdom 22 May 2, 2021

Cleanup Hitter

Popular men that purposefully pursue significantly less popular women for an easy pickup.

“Logan is such a cleanup hitter , he hasn’t taken a proper swing all season.”

by mikethewise48 April 4, 2023