Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool

All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??

by Le on January 26, 2022

FLOATER

A piece of poop that has a light buoyancy and floats in the toilet water before it is flushed.

Someone didnt flush there shit and left a floater in the toilet.

by Bigoletitays November 7, 2020

Floater

Someone who can be described as omega. He let's others dominate him and enjoys being submissive. Typically an ass guy.

Person 1: Man, Mr. Omega is a real floater.
Person 2: Ikr, he let's his wife beat him.

by ilovefloaters666 April 27, 2022

Floater

When a right jammy cunt gets three flushes in three hands by typing rosebud;!;!;!;!;!

James Is a fuckin' floater

by PDizzler159 January 15, 2021

Floater

A person that half asses everything and is usually very lazy, they often always look for a way out of doing something or an excuse.

“Omg I can’t stand floaters at my work they never do anything right”

by ThatPopularLonerKid January 3, 2022

Floater

A beer can that was opened at a party the night before but never finished.

Yo Chad let’s go downstairs and crush all those floaters that the geeds from our party last night left behind.

by creepy56 March 25, 2020

Floater

Floater- the terd that won’t go down after being repeatedly flushed. Usually round.

I flushed the toilet three time and gave up leaving a floater in the toilet.

by Southern gal61 June 24, 2019