Alex- "I'm gonna spend 6 hours straight on Facebook!!"
Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"
Tom- "Why don't you go outside and interact with people face to face instead?"
Alex-"That's soooo going on Facebook! Seriously, Facebook quote of the year! That's boss!!"
Tom-"I was serious..."
Alex- "What are you, antisocial? Everybody does Facebook now! Having "friends" on the internet who I never see in my everyday life and sitting infront of a humming computer is interacting with people! I love Facebook!!!"
by BigLebowski'sRug October 27, 2009
by JockerMann November 10, 2009
A once cool website, but now it seems a bit wierd. Virtually every "friend" I have is someone from my school who hates me, but tries to make me feel speical. They have a shit load of friends, and post photos of themselves plastered in makeup/drinking alcohol.
Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.
Also a very bad place to bitch about people. I was flicking through people's profiles (I was bored) and I caught sight of people bitching about me, as per fucking usual.
example 1
Me:*checks Facebook*
Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;)
Example 2
Me:*checks a person proile*
Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog!! It's great!! ;)
Person 2: Haha, what a retard
Enough said
Me:*checks Facebook*
Some bitch:Hey babes. How you doing bitch. Miss you ;)
Example 2
Me:*checks a person proile*
Person 1: OMG have you read *insert my surname here* blog!! It's great!! ;)
Person 2: Haha, what a retard
Enough said
by hdioyhrefugsafueagfujs April 12, 2009
Facebook friends are just my internet friends. Most of them don't mean shit to me and I find myself on it everyday.
by D-techtive April 6, 2010
A: Are you a Facebooker?
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
B: Yes I am.
A: How much time do you spend on Facebook daily?
B: Well, around three hours.
by Rajeeb2014 March 28, 2014
What website shall i join to get bored out my brains and have my photos and private info stolen? Facebook will fit perfectly for that!
by facebookbites June 24, 2010
The ultimate symbol of America's out of control narcissism. Quite possibly the largest waste of time in existence.
Courtney's Facebook status indicates that she is waiting for work to be over.
You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.
You mean like 250 million other Americans? Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.
by Patrick McClatchey February 16, 2009