sofa ski

A lady sits between two naked gentlemen on a sofa. She grips their ski poles in her hands and she's off on the down hill slalom, climaxing in two sticky white snow balls in her hands.

"We had a great night last night! Mary was sofa skiing with Dave and I"

by DonaldMcBigBottom November 5, 2009

sofa growth

Some one who is too lazy to get off the sofa. Much like the mattress growth

The sofa growth decided to get up and move today.

by jaloolie August 31, 2010

Beat the Sofa

In terms of weight loss, to lose a set amount of weight in under 12 weeks (the average Sofa delivery timescale)

"I've got 14lbs to lose, I need to lose 1.5lbs a week to beat the Sofa!"

"Got to my goal weight in 10 weeks, I totally beat the Sofa"

by LailaRose January 27, 2012

Sofa Dick

The condition in which the neurovascular and muscle tissues of the male sexual organ become atrophied resulting in decreased penile length and girth. Traditionally seen in middle aged overweight males after getting married.

That Priest definitely had sofa dick when he decided to leave the monastery.

by Biden’sSBPayUp$$$ October 29, 2021

sofa jumping

Doing the horizontal shuffle at a house party whilst everyone else is asleep.

Me and Sandra were sofa jumping when you guys passed out last night.

by Gorby2.0 October 28, 2021

Sofa Head

The 2021 United States President

Did you guys see how much of a sofa head Joe Biden is?

by Joe Bidens Worst Nightmare September 2, 2021

Sofa Talker

A person who's half asleep trying to talk as if they're fully awake.

"Eric was sofa talking when he told me what to put as the definition of a Sofa Talker"

by celaa January 2, 2010