Scoota Margarita

When you snort cocaine out of someone's asshole. The cocaine is like the salt from a Margarita. It is a scoota margarita because scoota stands for snort cocaine out of the asshole.

Dude! Why do you have brown and white on your lip?

Oh this? I just had a Scoota Margarita

by cockmastaP February 23, 2010

Scurdycat Margarita

4 fingers of tequila, usually Casa Migos. Originated in Oxford, England by his Royal Highness, King Scurd.

Hey barkeep. Two Scurdycat Margaritas please.

by Gregmonroe April 22, 2023

Last margarita of the night

When you combine the last drops from bottles of liquor and cups of beer so you can insert it into the most sober girl at the party before she picks the guy she wants to drink it. Typically, this ancient mating ritual means they will spend the night together.

I met my third wife when she picked me for the last margarita of the night. The taste was brutal, but she looked so happy i knew she was the one.

by Gigglesnshit May 24, 2023

alaskan margarita

An Alaskan margarita begins with deepfreezing a cylindrical smelly piece of shit. After a few hours, once it's rock-solid, stick it half way up your partner's butt. The last step is to urinate on the emerged part of the shitberg while placing a margarita glass to recuperate the cocktail.

"I think I got frostbites on my ass because of last night's Alaskan margarita"

by Mr fingers August 4, 2017

paula margarita

Not unlike a Paula, a Paula Margarita is the oracle of natural beauty, exoticness, & uniqueness. She is wild & delicious, just like a typical Margarita. Except this one is always made with Patron, popular & smooth, with a kick!

"Paula Margarita sure wore me out last night. She had me seeing double! "
"He'll need a night to recover after a Paula Margarita!"

by KariAnnTheWildFlower December 20, 2016

Midvale Margarita

An alcoholic drink made with a mixture of Mt. Dew and Tequila. Originated and named after Midvale, Ohio, a town composed of poor white trash with no culture and no idea how to make an actual margarita.

Nothing beats authentic Mexican food like that Taco Bell down in Uhrichsville mixed with a Midvale Margarita!

by OH-IO December 2, 2019

Margarita Rimjob

The sexual act or desire to put a rim of salt around a person’s asshole, then eating their ass along with the rim of salt.

Yea they were a cool date, they even gave me a Margarita Rimjob in bed. I have a new kink now.

by Totebag Papi September 15, 2022